"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"
neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality
"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two
Ice cream flirting
Tessa Virtue // before her skate, ritual. Makes sure to place her guards at a certain angle on the boards. [x]
And Scott: "I don’t have superstitions, but I try to protect Tessa’s"
Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir aka the dumbest ice dancing pair on the planet.